
Howdy! We’re a Scottish duo now based in California, living with our two rescue bunnies.
We’re vegan, sober, We stick to what feels right and skip the rest. We’ve been together for over 20 years, which is probably why working side by side feels easy. There’s a rhythm to it at this point. We know when to step in, when to step back, and how to read a moment without overthinking it.
Outside of work, it’s a mix of very niche TV, too much kombucha, and falling down random internet rabbit holes. We’re quietly obsessed with space, the moon, and anything slightly otherworldly. It tends to find its way into our work whether we plan it or not. Music-wise, it’s a heavy rotation of metal, skate punk, and 90s trance. And yes, 80s films will always win.
We’re a little on the weird side, but not in a performative way. More like absentmindedly talking to birds, waving at dogs instead of their owners, and occasionally speaking so fast no one understands us. We try, honestly.
Still waiting on the aliens. In the meantime, this’ll do.
Still waiting on the aliens. In the meantime, this’ll do.


Howdy! We’re a Scottish duo now based in California, living with our two rescue bunnies. We’re vegan, sober, We stick to what feels right and skip the rest. We’ve been together for over 20 years, which is probably why working side by side feels easy. There’s a rhythm to it at this point. We know when to step in, when to step back, and how to read a moment without overthinking it.
Outside of work, it’s a mix of very niche TV, too much kombucha, and falling down random internet rabbit holes. We’re quietly obsessed with space, the moon, and anything slightly otherworldly. It tends to find its way into our work whether we plan it or not. Music-wise, it’s a heavy rotation of metal, skate punk, and 90s trance. And yes, 80s films will always win.
We’re a little on the weird side, but not in a performative way. More like absentmindedly talking to birds, waving at dogs instead of their owners, and occasionally speaking so fast no one understands us. We try, honestly.
Still waiting on the aliens. In the meantime, this’ll do.
Still waiting on the aliens. In the meantime, this’ll do.

Sarah
Devout mother of bunnies and full-time Iron Maiden fan. Organization is my superpower, and lava lamps are my collection obsession. OCD is the bane of my existence, and I’m quite fascinated by adaptogens and clean living. I get unreasonably excited over mashed potatoes and gravy, and have a serious talent for guzzling green juices. Known to rescue bugs with questionable motives (eternal brownie points, probably). I wear black almost exclusively, but the rest of life is loud and colorful, just like this website. Artichokes and persimmons are basically my diet staples, and vegan life forever is the only way.
Sarah

Devout mother of bunnies and full-time Iron Maiden fan. Organization is my superpower, and lava lamps are my collection obsession. OCD is the bane of my existence, and I’m quite fascinated by adaptogens and clean living. I get unreasonably excited over mashed potatoes and gravy, and have a serious talent for guzzling green juices. Known to rescue bugs with questionable motives (eternal brownie points, probably). I wear black almost exclusively, but the rest of life is loud and colorful, just like this website. Artichokes and persimmons are basically my diet staples, and vegan life forever is the only way.
Darren
Former architect (kind of) and proud bunny dad. Wannabe goth, even though piercings, chokers, New Rocks, and black lipstick are a hard pass. Completely infatuated with the solar system and convinced that prog metal is the ultimate escape. Lover of all animals, hater of ketchup and fermented foods. I enjoy the smell of coffee (the taste not so much) – you can usually find me lingering in the coffee aisle at Sprouts. Vegan Mexican food makes me a happy little fella.

Darren

Former architect (kind of) and proud bunny dad. Wannabe goth, even though piercings, chokers, New Rocks, and black lipstick are a hard pass. Completely infatuated with the solar system and convinced that prog metal is the ultimate escape. Lover of all animals, hater of ketchup and fermented foods. I enjoy the smell of coffee (the taste not so much) – you can usually find me lingering in the coffee aisle at Sprouts. Vegan Mexican food makes me a happy little fella.

Gorgeous George + Señor Pickles
This fluffy duo don’t much feel like writing with their little furry stumps today, so the hoomans will give it a whirl.
The bestest bunnies in all of the land! Introducing Gorgeous George and Señor Pickles—our furry kids and companions. These two have our hearts and we don’t know what we would do without them. They pretty much have the run of our teensy house, and are thee most spoiled little potatoes of all time. Think expensive organic herbs & greens, rad toys, an array of castles & tunnels, mini IKEA beds, air con on full steam, filtered water, and many comfy cushions & beds. Only the best for our besties.
The bestest bunnies in all of the land! Introducing Gorgeous George and Señor Pickles—our furry kids and companions. These two have our hearts and we don’t know what we would do without them. They pretty much have the run of our teensy house, and are thee most spoiled little potatoes of all time. Think expensive organic herbs & greens, rad toys, an array of castles & tunnels, mini IKEA beds, air con on full steam, filtered water, and many comfy cushions & beds. Only the best for our besties.
Gorgeous George + Señor Pickles

THIS FLUFFY DUO DON’T MUCH FEEL LIKE WRITING WITH THEIR LITTLE FURRY STUMPS TODAY, SO THE HOOMANS WILL GIVE IT A WHIRL.
the bestest bunnies in all of the land! introducing GORGEOUS GEORGE AND seNor PICKLES. our furry kids and companions. thESE TWO have our hearts and we don’t know what we would do without them. theY PRETTY MUCH have the run of our TEENSY house, and are thee most spoilED little POTATOES OF ALL TIME. think expensive organic herbs & greens, rad toys, an array of castles & tunnels, mini ikea beds, air con on full steam, filtered water, and many comfy cushions & BEDS: only the best for our besties.
